Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,493,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Crippling Debt: Maybe you should just stop

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Cash!

Cash out

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!

Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!

Change your gamblerats back into regular rats and leave. If you surpass half a billion Gamblerats, you will have no option but to cash out. This is for your own safety. Trust me.

            1
            You need 1 x Gamblerats  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Gamblerats

Congratulations on not losing all of your gamblerats! Here are your winnings.

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You now have 2,627,345 x Rat.

Your 'Gamblerats' Quality has gone!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rataholics Anonymous

Need to discuss your rat issues, or maybe just find some hapless victim to dump rats onto?

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 2627345

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 99

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest...

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely...

Rat Tournament!

Unlocked with Tournament Standing 1 - you have 2

Enter the Rat Storage Zone

Unlocked with 1,000,000 x Rat  - you have 2627345; Unlocked with ; Unlocked with

It'll require a lot of rats in order to create a metaphysical weight upon the cosmos large enough to create a rift in the space-time continuum which you can safely pass through without getting eviscerated by quantum ratiation...

The Objective Outhouse

In a mysterious shack, in a mysterious place, a mysterious individual answers mysterious...

Always

Always

Ratco Clerking

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


A mysterious occurance

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You happen upon a brown paper package while wandering around the Rat Zone. It is marked "Rats #10000-17777 i found the rat jackpot". Huh.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Lootin'

Well, looks like there's a massive haul of rats here. Might as well take 'em.

Scootin'

You have more morals than that. Obviously this package belongs to someone, so you should probably leave it.


Karma

Some time later, an anonymous donation of Rat Points is made to you. You can only guess that it comes from the owner of the package. Either that or one of the midrank Ratco clerks got drunk on gutter wine again.

You've gained 777 x Rat Points (new total 876).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 876

Always

Always

Promenade

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat storm!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Distressingly common recently. Bloops (forgive the technical jargon) in the fabric of reality can occasionally cause a melding of our world and the strange, vaguely purple-tinted Rat Storage Zone. Someone owned those rats, but now they're technically finder's keepers. Just try not to get concussed.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Scavenging

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: pretty good odds.

No time like the present! Get out there in the middle of the ratrain and try and nab yourself some mailing fuel.

Take cover!

There'll be plenty of time after the space-time continuum settles itself to scavenge. No need to take unnecessary risks.


A Cautious Day

The rain forces you to spend most of the day under a shack. The shack is a shack of indescribable function and purpose. There are many like it throughout the Rat Zone. Nobody knows where they came from or why they exist, and certainly nobody can be held accountable for building one.
You muse over the nature of the shacks until the ratfall ends. After the danger has passed, you collect a reasonable haul of rats, but the presence of other scavengers means that your loot is quite diminished compared to those who took risks.

You've gained 331 x Rat (new total 2,627,676).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 2627676

Enter the Rat Storage Zone

Unlocked with 1,000,000 x Rat  - you have 2627676; Unlocked with ; Unlocked with

Always

Always


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Fight

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

A scavenger bets you that his rat collection is better than yours.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

You'll show him!

A straightforward challenge

Your collection is the best collection of all! This chump's got nothing on you! A spontaneous fight out in the open like this might raise a few eyebrows, though

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 2627676)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 2627676

Don't rise to it.

Your rat collection is better than his. You know it. You don't need validation from some second-class smuggler to know it. March on proudly, chin held high in the air.


Success!

You'll show him!

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

A straightforward challenge

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 2664184)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 2664184

Your rat collection was indeed, better than his. He hands over his rats in shameful disgrace, and some rat points as well. Huzzah!

You succeeded in a Rat challenge!

You've gained 36,508 x Rat (new total 2,664,184).

You've gained 1,222 x Rat Points (new total 2,098).

2 change points, 3 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level is increasing...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 2664184

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 2098

Enter the Rat Storage Zone

Unlocked with 1,000,000 x Rat  - you have 2664184; Unlocked with ; Unlocked with

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Promenade

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off. Parade around the Rat Zone in your fancy attire.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Parade modestly

A straightforward challenge

Perhaps if you try not to draw too much attention to yourself, you might receive some admiring stares without having to worry too much about bitter glares.

            3
            You need Fanciness 3 (you have 10)

            3
            Unlocked with Fanciness 3 - you have 10

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

Standards be damned! You're the fanciest of them all, and you're going to show them all. Stomp loudly around the Rat Zone in your fanciest attire.

Stay indoors

You <i>know</i> you're the fanciest around, and you see no reason why you should have to prove it to anyone.


A quiet day

You spend some time flexing and showing off in front of a mirror. Heck yeah! You're the best! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

10 change points, 1 more needed to reach level 11.

Fanciness is increasing...

1 change point, 4 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level is dropping...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

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Ratco Clerking

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here. Move along.
Anyway, for one reason or another you've been selected as a temporary Ratco Clerk for the day, because one of the other clerks was concussed by a ratfall. You haven't even remotely a clue how clerking works. Good luck.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Meddling!

For the good of others. Fiddle with some numbers and make some Rat Points appear in someone else's account.

Send 1000 Rat Points

[Actor] has bestowed a gift of 1000 rat points upon you, through the medium of Bureaucratic Wizardry! How kind. For real.

[Participants] will probably enjoy their rat points. They are free, after all.

For your own good, you selfish jerk. Dump some Rat Points into your own account.

Clerk it!

Oh whatever. You were brought up to trust the Law, and Ratco basically passes for the Law around the Ratzone. Put your head down and pretend to work. You can't escape the rat race that easily.


Loot!

Cong<b>rat</b>ulations on successfully defrauding one of the biggest and only companies in Rat Zone, I guess.

You've gained 5,502 x Rat Points (new total 7,600).

3 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level is increasing...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 7600

Always

Always


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Bee!?

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Even for the Rat Zone, this is a bizarre and distressing sight. You have located a rat bee. It's rather like a rat, but with a sting instead of a tail and also tiny fairy wings. Rumour has it that these terrifying beasts were brought about as a result of Ratco genetics experiments into making a more appealing variety of rat.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Keep it!

It's an interesting if horrifying curiosity. And it might fetch a price, somewhere.

Ignore it

A creature so majestic should be allowed to roam freely, spread its ratty wings and fly.

KILL IT

CLEANSE THE ABOMINATION FILTH FROM THIS WORLD END ITS MISERABLE EXISTENCE


Gotcha!

The bee puts up very little resistance. As it is technically not a rat, it is not transported to the Rat Storage Zone. You opt to keep it on your shoulder, where it cannot escape.

You've gained 1 x Rat Bee (new total 12).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


A Parliament of Rats

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Here, in the Rat Zone! Live rats! This is an intrusion that you cannot allow. Plus, the rats will round off your collection nicely.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Murder!

They're just rats: You're a buff powerful human, there's no way they can even feasibly pose a challenge.

Leave 'em alone

They're just poor defenceless rats! Never mind the fact that you've been bouncing their comrade's corpses throughout Rat Zone's metaphysical mail network.


Stomp, stomp

A fruitful half hour of rodentine destruction brings you a nice array of Rats, ripe for the sending.

You've gained 18,158 x Rat (new total 2,682,342).