Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,493,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Crippling Debt: Maybe you should just stop

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Heads!

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Really gamble!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!

Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!

The gambling overseer gets an evil glint in her eyes, and decides it's time to raise the stakes. She produces an eldritch coin which seems to shift and shimmer in the light. You get the impression that the odds have changed, but not in your favour. "From now on it's 2.5 or nothing. Still up for it?" says the overseer, with an evil glint in her eyes.

            500000
            You need 500,000 x Gamblerats  and  no more than 500,000,000 x Gamblerats (you have 2627345)

            500000
            Unlocked with 500,000 x Gamblerats  - you have 2627345

At least, you think it's heads. Looks more like a roiling mass of tentacles and provides you with a feeling that all things will end in time. On the other hand, you get 2.5 times your stake!

You were fortunate!

An occurrence! Your 'Gamblerats' Quality is now 2,627,345!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.