Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rataholics Anonymous

Need to discuss your rat issues, or maybe just find some hapless victim to dump rats onto?

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 2682342

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 7600

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest...

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely...

Rat Tournament!

Unlocked with Tournament Standing 1 - you have 2

Enter the Rat Storage Zone

Unlocked with 1,000,000 x Rat  - you have 2682342; Unlocked with ; Unlocked with

It'll require a lot of rats in order to create a metaphysical weight upon the cosmos large enough to create a rift in the space-time continuum which you can safely pass through without getting eviscerated by quantum ratiation...

The Objective Outhouse

In a mysterious shack, in a mysterious place, a mysterious individual answers mysterious...

Always

Always


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,493,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Crippling Debt: Maybe you should just stop

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Egg

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

A rather common formation in the Rat Zone. It is an egg filled with rats.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Smash it!

There's generally a good amount of rats in there, and you could always use more rats. Everyone likes a nice bit of rat.

wait

hang on that doesn't make any sense

Take off an egg shaving

Maybe you can use it in your cooking.

            1
            You need 1 x Chef Hat  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Chef Hat


what

wait

hang on that doesn't make any sense

what's an egg full of rats why is what is this rat zone place help help hhelp

Shush, it'll be OK. Such is life in the Rat Zone. Have a Rat Point.

You've gained 1 x Rat Points (new total 7,601).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 7601

Always

Always

Ratco Clerking

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat storm!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Distressingly common recently. Bloops (forgive the technical jargon) in the fabric of reality can occasionally cause a melding of our world and the strange, vaguely purple-tinted Rat Storage Zone. Someone owned those rats, but now they're technically finder's keepers. Just try not to get concussed.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Scavenging

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: pretty good odds.

No time like the present! Get out there in the middle of the ratrain and try and nab yourself some mailing fuel.

Take cover!

There'll be plenty of time after the space-time continuum settles itself to scavenge. No need to take unnecessary risks.


A good haul!

Scavenging

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: pretty good odds.

You collect a reasonably large haul from the torrential downpour, and manage to avoid getting knocked out to boot! Great job!

You were fortunate!

You've gained 9,163 x Rat (new total 2,691,505).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 2691505

Enter the Rat Storage Zone

Unlocked with 1,000,000 x Rat  - you have 2691505; Unlocked with ; Unlocked with

Always

Always

Promenade

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off...


Promenade

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off. Parade around the Rat Zone in your fancy attire.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Parade modestly

A straightforward challenge

Perhaps if you try not to draw too much attention to yourself, you might receive some admiring stares without having to worry too much about bitter glares.

            3
            You need Fanciness 3 (you have 10)

            3
            Unlocked with Fanciness 3 - you have 10

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

Standards be damned! You're the fanciest of them all, and you're going to show them all. Stomp loudly around the Rat Zone in your fanciest attire.

Stay indoors

You <i>know</i> you're the fanciest around, and you see no reason why you should have to prove it to anyone.


Boo! Hiss!

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

You are driven off the plains of Rat Zone by an angry mob, upset at your bold attitude. A Ratco official fueled by vitriol docks you some Points and steals some of your rats. He also reports you to the Crime Squad for over-aggressiveness. Corporates!!!

1 change point, 11 more needed to reach level 12.

Fanciness has increased to 11 - Adorned!

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Fanciness 10 failed in a challenge! (When you try a challenge that's difficult for you, you learn more even when you fail.)

You've lost 1,000 x Rat (new total 2,690,505).

You've lost 500 x Rat Points (new total 7,101).

1 change point, 5 more needed to reach level 6.

Crime Level has increased to 5 - Jail Zone-Bound!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Caught!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Your Crime Level has grown too great, and the Crime Squads have been deployed to hunt you down.

Always

Always

Cornered!

There's no way out of this one. Give yourself up.

Make a last stand

A high-risk challenge

Perhaps you can buy yourself some time. You'll need to be very fancy to pull this one off.

Cornered!

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

A straightforward challenge

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: it could go either way.

You have enough of them to construct a rudimentary hiding place. Just pull them out of Rat Storage Zone and pile them up. But more is better, and there's still going to be some luck involved in whether or not they find you.

            100000
            Unlocked with 100,000 x Rat  - you have 2690505


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 538,374 - Should probably learn when to quit

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Should probably learn when to quit:538374

Crippling Debt: Should probably learn when to quit

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Jail Zone is Jail

Make a last stand

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

An almost impossible challenge

Caught!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Your Crime Level has grown too great, and the Crime Squads have been deployed to hunt you down.

Perhaps you can buy yourself some time. You'll need to be very fancy to pull this one off.

One of the Crime Squaddies lays a hand on you, and you instantly find yourself inside a locked jail cell inside the Jail Zone. Now you just need to get out of here somehow.

1 change point, 2 more needed to reach level 3.

You've gained a new quality: Fanciness at Fancy.

Fanciness 0 failed in a challenge! (When you try a challenge that's difficult for you, you learn more even when you fail.)

You have gone to Jail Zone, Ratco's #1 crime deterrent.

You moved to a new setting: The Jail Zone.

4 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 6.

Crime Level is increasing...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Life in Jail Zone

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 5

Rat Penance

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly...

Always

Always


Jail Zone is Jail

Cornered!

Caught!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Your Crime Level has grown too great, and the Crime Squads have been deployed to hunt you down.

There's no way out of this one. Give yourself up.

The Crime Squaddies catch you, and as soon as one of them lays a hand on you, you are teleported directly to your jail cell. Still, escape isn't impossible.

You have gone to Jail Zone, Ratco's #1 crime deterrent.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 5)

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 183949)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 5)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 183949

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 5

Send One Thousand Rats

[Actor] has sent you one thousand rats. Don't question where you're going to keep them. The Rat Zone will handle the storage. All shall be rat, and all manner of thing shall be rat. So it is said.

[Participants] has received a Rat Gift from you. Your Rat Points score benefits accordingly.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 7)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 5)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 7

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 5


Always

Always


Rats!

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Your jail cell contains a fairly large number of rats, and more keep flooding in to fill the void. It helps pass the time pretty well too.

You've gained 400 x Rat (new total 184,349).

3 change points, 3 more needed to reach level 6.

Crime Level is dropping...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 2690505)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 2690505

Send One Hundred Rats

You've received quite a reasonable sum of rats from [Actor], but not a king's bounty. Far from a Rat King's bounty.


Restart!

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 5)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 5

And so it begins again.

'Reading the Rat Codes' has been reset: a conclusion, or a new beginning?


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 2690505)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 5)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 2690505

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 5

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Waiting...

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You stretch a bit, lie back and relax. Nothing better to do, really.

Your crime level will decrease in about an hour, if you're still here.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


A litany of madness

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Read a passage from the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

One copy is provided to each prisoner, in order to give them something to do, apparently. Maybe it's supposed to reform you into a better person. They're known for being long winded and dull, though. Let's just pick a page at random and see what happens

If this isn't the Number of Rats I don't know what is. That's five sevens right there. That's like, a lot. A lot of sevens. It's not seven sevens because, let's be honest here, it's taken me like 4 months and I'm not even at a hundred thousand rats never mind seven million rats. I don't know if I should stop sending rats but I don't think the answer to that question is yes. I don't even know why I'm sending these rats I'm just putting rats in a bag and sending them through the post. How many dang rats do you actually have because Restitution eats 900 rats and it's terrible. I have pretty much decided to make the wordiest message possible here. Do you have a wordcount on this thing yet or am i going to have to paste War and Peace into a box some time to test that. are you even going to read this, i think that's the important question.

Uh.. huh. What did you just read? Perhaps you should investigate further.

1 change point, 5 more needed to reach level 6.

Crime Level is dropping...

You have started Reading the Rat Codes! God help you.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


More insanity

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 1 (you have 2)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 2

Sometimes I like to shoot rats in Watchmaker's Hill but not often because it's not a very good option for cash money. I open palm slam a rat into the rat bag and seal it up with candle wax and the postman falls over in terror at the prospect of carrying more rat corpses. Major sections of London are jammed up by the traffic caused by the mail coaches bringing rats to the house of a man who looks like a tiger in a hat and some other dude who's cool as ice and has an egg on his head. Seven is the number but I've always preferred nines. When ARE we going to see the Candle in Knife and Candle anyway? for that matter, when are we going to see the Knives because i know there's more than two. Who is Mr Iron? Mr Twitch is innocent. Have you ever seen a dead rat 'cause they're kinda gross. why are they rats on strings anyway i mean why a string. did you ever expect this result when you put an option to send rats on a card. fifty thousand rats still isn't enough rats, you know. I have yet to see a number of rats which is too many rats. Seven million rats? Maybe. Maybe not.

This doesn't make the slightest bit of sense

You have progressed further in the Rat Codes..

0 change points, 6 more needed to reach level 6.

Crime Level is dropping...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Perplexity

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

There is still quite a lot of book left to read here.

            2
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 2 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 2 (you have 3)

            2
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 2 - you have 3

I think the Rat Meta still needs some major balancing as some parts of it are "OP" (overpowered) and other parts are sadly neglected. What possessed you to add a ratbox that hurts people but only up to 3 Wounds. Are you even reading this at this point? if you read this please send the word "jellyfish" across the Twitter. if you read this and do not do the above I will be very sad and upset. if you do not read this i will also probably be sad and upset but then i'll send another thousand rats and everything will be ok again. it's 3:30AM on a weeknight and i'm sitting writing about rats, in a tiny message box. do you eat rats. i googled "rat quotations" and apparently there's a website about quotes from famous people about rats. "You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.", for instance, is a quotation about rats.

what

4 change points, 1 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level has dropped to 4 - Rat Zone Fugitive!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 184349)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 184349


Restart!

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

And so it begins again.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 184349)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 184349

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Another day, another page of the Rat Codes

            3
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 3 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 3 (you have 3)

            3
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 3 - you have 3

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 3)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 3

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read a passage from the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

One copy is provided to each prisoner, in order to give them something to do, apparently. Maybe it's supposed to reform you into a better person. They're known for being long winded and dull, though. Let's just pick a page at random and see what happens

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read a passage from the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


A litany of madness

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Read a passage from the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

If this isn't the Number of Rats I don't know what is. That's five sevens right there. That's like, a lot. A lot of sevens. It's not seven sevens because, let's be honest here, it's taken me like 4 months and I'm not even at a hundred thousand rats never mind seven million rats. I don't know if I should stop sending rats but I don't think the answer to that question is yes. I don't even know why I'm sending these rats I'm just putting rats in a bag and sending them through the post. How many dang rats do you actually have because Restitution eats 900 rats and it's terrible. I have pretty much decided to make the wordiest message possible here. Do you have a wordcount on this thing yet or am i going to have to paste War and Peace into a box some time to test that. are you even going to read this, i think that's the important question.

Uh.. huh. What did you just read? Perhaps you should investigate further.

4 change points, 1 more needed to reach level 5.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Another day, another page of the Rat Codes

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 2690505)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 2690505

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 1 (you have 1)

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 1)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 1

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

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