The Rat Black Market

Rat Zone has many shacks. Legend has it, one of these shacks contains a mysterious illegal Black Market, where rats and Rat Points are traded at rates more agreeable than that of the official Ratco standards.

Most options on this storylet will loop back around until you exit it via Perhaps Not

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Don't engage in trading

Perhaps you don't want to give a shady bloke your Rat Points. Or you just want to stay on the right side of the Law. There's no such thing as law enforcement here, but you have your morals. Misguided though they may be.

Buy 1000 Rats

250 Rat Points will get you 1000 Rats.

            250
            You need Rat Points 250 (you have 44)

            250
            Unlocked with Rat Points 250 - you have 44

Buy 10000 Rats

2000 Rat Points will get you 10000 Rats

            2000
            You need Rat Points 2,000 (you have 44)

            2000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 2,000 - you have 44

Buy 100000 Rats

15000 Rat Points will get you 120000 rats.

            15000
            You need Rat Points 15,000 (you have 44)

            15000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 15,000 - you have 44

Buy a mysterious concoction

50000 rats and 10000 Rat Points and a Secret Ingredient will get you this mysterious-smelling brew, which will restore your actions and let you send more rats.

            1
            You need 1 x Rat Bee  (you have 4)

            50000
            You need 50,000 x Rat  (you have 300229)

            10000
            You need Rat Points 10,000 (you have 44)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Rat Bee  - you have 4

            50000
            Unlocked with 50,000 x Rat  - you have 300229

            10000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 10,000 - you have 44

Buy Rats in Bulk

The exchange rate won't be quite as amazing, but you'll get an awful lot of rats. It will take all of your Rat Points though. Plus it's technically legal!

            50000
            You need Rat Points 50,000 (you have 44)

            50000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 50,000 - you have 44


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 772671)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 772671

Send One Hundred Rats

You've received quite a reasonable sum of rats from [Actor], but not a king's bounty. Far from a Rat King's bounty.

[Participants] has received a Rat Gift from you. Your Rat Points score benefits accordingly.


Inexplicable

Don't engage in trading

The Rat Black Market

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

On your way out the door, you stub your toe and stumble over something on the ground. On closer inspection, it appears to be a Rat Point. Rat Points are entirely a virtual currency governed by the metaphysics of the Rat Zone, but here one is nevertheless. Still, you can't complain. A free Rat Point is a free Rat Point.

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

You've gained 1 x Rat Points (new total 45).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 528,374 - Should probably learn when to quit

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Should probably learn when to quit:528374

Crippling Debt: Should probably learn when to quit

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 1

Rat Penance

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly...

Always

Always


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rataholics Anonymous

Need to discuss your rat issues, or maybe just find some hapless victim to dump rats onto?

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 300229

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 45

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest...

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 3

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely...

Rat Tournament!

Unlocked with Tournament Standing 1 - you have 1

The Objective Outhouse

In a mysterious shack, in a mysterious place, a mysterious individual answers mysterious...

Always

Always

Ratco Clerking

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here...


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 1)

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 772671)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 1)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 772671

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 1

Send One Thousand Rats

[Actor] has sent you one thousand rats. Don't question where you're going to keep them. The Rat Zone will handle the storage. All shall be rat, and all manner of thing shall be rat. So it is said.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

            6
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 6 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 6 (you have 6)

            6
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 6 - you have 6

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 6)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 1)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 6

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 1


A Parliament of Rats

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Here, in the Rat Zone! Live rats! This is an intrusion that you cannot allow. Plus, the rats will round off your collection nicely.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Murder!

They're just rats: You're a buff powerful human, there's no way they can even feasibly pose a challenge.

Leave 'em alone

They're just poor defenceless rats! Never mind the fact that you've been bouncing their comrade's corpses throughout Rat Zone's metaphysical mail network.


Always

Always


Tsk, tsk

Your Rat Point score has been docked slightly for your inaction. Pacifism is not the answer!

You've lost 2 x Rat Points (new total 43).

2 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 4.

Crime Level is increasing...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 43

Always

Always


Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Rat Gambling

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Roll up, roll up! Bet a rat, maybe win a rat! The odds are... whatever the odds are today. Maybe you'll win the jackpot! Legend says it's enough to become a King, right there on the spot.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Gamble

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: it could go either way.

Put one thousand rats in the Magic Wheel of Rat Fortune. If you win, you receive ten thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your rats. Maybe you'll hit the jackpot!

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 300229)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 300229

Gamble: High stakes!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are strongly against you here.

Put ten thousand rats in the Advanced Wheel of Rat Destiny. If you win, you'll receive two hundred thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your stake.

            10000
            Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 300229

Don't Gamble

You don't feel like gambling, or you're afraid of losing all your rats in a gambling binge. It's ok. You don't have to gamble.

Double or Nothing!

A simple game, but one that's made many a scavenger lose their haul. Flip a coin: Heads, you get double your rats. Tails, you lose everything. Are you up for it?

            5000
            You need 5,000 x Rat  (you have 300229)

            5000
            Unlocked with 5,000 x Rat  - you have 300229

Gamble it all!

Double or Nothing? Sure! Time to bet every rat you own!


Always

Always


Gamble time!

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

            5000
            You need 5,000 x Rat  (you have 295229)

            5000
            Unlocked with 5,000 x Rat  - you have 295229

Engage gamble thrusters! Set sail for crippling losses!

You've lost 5,000 x Rat (new total 295,229).

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

You now have 5,000 x Gamblerats.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Not much now

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Only a few pages left.

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.