Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Back to the Gambling Area

Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 538,374 - Should probably learn when to quit

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Should probably learn when to quit:538374

Crippling Debt: Should probably learn when to quit

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Gambling

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Roll up, roll up! Bet a rat, maybe win a rat! The odds are... whatever the odds are today. Maybe you'll win the jackpot! Legend says it's enough to become a King, right there on the spot.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Gamble

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: it could go either way.

Put one thousand rats in the Magic Wheel of Rat Fortune. If you win, you receive ten thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your rats. Maybe you'll hit the jackpot!

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 924485)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 924485

Gamble: High stakes!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are strongly against you here.

Put ten thousand rats in the Advanced Wheel of Rat Destiny. If you win, you'll receive two hundred thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your stake.

            10000
            Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 924485

Don't Gamble

You don't feel like gambling, or you're afraid of losing all your rats in a gambling binge. It's ok. You don't have to gamble.

Double or Nothing!

A simple game, but one that's made many a scavenger lose their haul. Flip a coin: Heads, you get double your rats. Tails, you lose everything. Are you up for it?

            5000
            You need 5,000 x Rat  (you have 924485)

            5000
            Unlocked with 5,000 x Rat  - you have 924485

Gamble it all!

Double or Nothing? Sure! Time to bet every rat you own!


Maybe some other time

You find a rat lying on the porch as you exit. You know what they say, find a rat and pick it up, then all day you'll have a rat and were slightly lucky to have the experience. Maybe you should gamble after all.

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've gained 1 x Rat (new total 924,486).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,492,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Crippling Debt: Maybe you should just stop

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rataholics Anonymous

Need to discuss your rat issues, or maybe just find some hapless victim to dump rats onto?

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 924486

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 8746

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest...

Rat Tournament!

Unlocked with Tournament Standing 1 - you have 2

The Objective Outhouse

In a mysterious shack, in a mysterious place, a mysterious individual answers mysterious...

Always

Always

Rat Book

You come across a rather fetching looking book on a pedestal...


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


A Parliament of Rats

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Here, in the Rat Zone! Live rats! This is an intrusion that you cannot allow. Plus, the rats will round off your collection nicely.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Murder!

They're just rats: You're a buff powerful human, there's no way they can even feasibly pose a challenge.

Leave 'em alone

They're just poor defenceless rats! Never mind the fact that you've been bouncing their comrade's corpses throughout Rat Zone's metaphysical mail network.


Tsk, tsk

Your Rat Point score has been docked slightly for your inaction. Pacifism is not the answer!

You've lost 2 x Rat Points (new total 8,744).

0 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 2.

You've gained a new quality: Crime Level at Suspicious.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 8744

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 1

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely...

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Book

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You come across a rather fetching looking book on a pedestal. Quite what it's doing here is beyond you entirely, but maybe it contains something useful.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Read it!

Maybe it'll reveal some of the secret mysteries of Rat Zone.

Don't read it!

Reading's for nerds. You're too much of a cool kid to read. Or maybe you're just so much of a supergenius that of all possible books that could exist, you already know all of the information contained within.

Read it!

Maybe it contains useful recipe ideas and tips.

            1
            You need 1 x Chef Hat  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Chef Hat


You trounce off

Nobody's going to make you read a book! Reading's boring! In fact, you've never read anything in your life! You definitely aren't reading right now!
You absentmindedly collect some rats on your way back to wherever it is you spend most of your time not-reading.

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've gained 2,800 x Rat (new total 927,286).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 927286

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


The Crime Shack

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely. Maybe you can get a word in.

Always

Always

Bribery!

Reduce your Crime Level somewhat using the magic of Delicious Brews. This is more effective than trying to bribe your way out of Jail Zone

            1
            You need 1 x Delicious Brew  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Delicious Brew

Request transfer to Jail Zone

Perhaps you really just want a glimpse of life inside bars. Not the alcohol kind, the steel kind.

Robbery!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Maybe you can steal some of their Brew supply. Just don't get caught.

Challenge the entire Crime Squad

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

A high-risk challenge

The Crime Squads are known for having very fancy uniforms indeed. Perhaps you should try trouncing them in a Fancy-Off, just to prove your superiority. Win or lose, you'll probably accrue some Crime Level.

Request another's absolution

Using the authority granted to you by the Rat Crown, you can take away all of someone else's Crime Level. This will even work if they're in Jail Zone, allowing you to spring them out immediately.

            1
            You need 1 x Rat Crown  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Rat Crown

Suspicion no more!

[Actor] has freed you from the chains of having a Crime Level using their kingly powers!

You have eliminated [Participants]'s Crime Level entirely. Pity you can't do the same for yourself.


Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


The Crime Shack

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely. Maybe you can get a word in.

Always

Always

Bribery!

Reduce your Crime Level somewhat using the magic of Delicious Brews. This is more effective than trying to bribe your way out of Jail Zone

Request transfer to Jail Zone

Perhaps you really just want a glimpse of life inside bars. Not the alcohol kind, the steel kind.

Robbery!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Maybe you can steal some of their Brew supply. Just don't get caught.

Challenge the entire Crime Squad

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

A high-risk challenge

The Crime Squads are known for having very fancy uniforms indeed. Perhaps you should try trouncing them in a Fancy-Off, just to prove your superiority. Win or lose, you'll probably accrue some Crime Level.

Request another's absolution

Using the authority granted to you by the Rat Crown, you can take away all of someone else's Crime Level. This will even work if they're in Jail Zone, allowing you to spring them out immediately.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Back to the Gambling Area

Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Grant Applications!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Send in an application to Ratco, where it will be processed swiftly and you will be granted with rats. The longer you wait, the more rats you get. You can apply for several Grants at once, as long as they're different grants.
<p>Note: Grants applied for before 13/07/13 are invalid due to a clerical error causing them to wind up inside a grandfather clock. </p>

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

No Grant

You're not one for filling out forms and applications, or maybe you've already filled out <i>all</i> the forms and applications. I won't judge. The way out of the Grants Office is here.

Quick Grant

Rapid! You should have your rats within about 3 hours. Processing fees are a mere 10 rats.

            10
            You need 10 x Rat  (you have 927286)

            10
            Unlocked with 10 x Rat  - you have 927286

Medium Grant

A bit slower! This'll take 6 hours. Processing fees of 150 rats.

            150
            You need 150 x Rat  (you have 927286)

            150
            Unlocked with 150 x Rat  - you have 927286

Long Grant

Plodding pace! After 12 hours, if you still care about this rat sending simulator, this grant will process. Filing fees cost 500 rats.

            500
            You need 500 x Rat  (you have 927286)

            500
            Unlocked with 500 x Rat  - you have 927286


Goodbye, office!

As you stroll out the door, you miraculously don't trip over a rat at the last minute. That makes a nice change from the norm. And hey, free rat!

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've gained 1 x Rat (new total 927,287).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 927287

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat storm!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Distressingly common recently. Bloops (forgive the technical jargon) in the fabric of reality can occasionally cause a melding of our world and the strange, vaguely purple-tinted Rat Storage Zone. Someone owned those rats, but now they're technically finder's keepers. Just try not to get concussed.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Scavenging

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: pretty good odds.

No time like the present! Get out there in the middle of the ratrain and try and nab yourself some mailing fuel.

Take cover!

There'll be plenty of time after the space-time continuum settles itself to scavenge. No need to take unnecessary risks.


A Cautious Day

The rain forces you to spend most of the day under a shack. The shack is a shack of indescribable function and purpose. There are many like it throughout the Rat Zone. Nobody knows where they came from or why they exist, and certainly nobody can be held accountable for building one.
You muse over the nature of the shacks until the ratfall ends. After the danger has passed, you collect a reasonable haul of rats, but the presence of other scavengers means that your loot is quite diminished compared to those who took risks.

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've gained 6,252 x Rat (new total 933,539).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 933539

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Gambling

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Roll up, roll up! Bet a rat, maybe win a rat! The odds are... whatever the odds are today. Maybe you'll win the jackpot! Legend says it's enough to become a King, right there on the spot.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Gamble

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: it could go either way.

Put one thousand rats in the Magic Wheel of Rat Fortune. If you win, you receive ten thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your rats. Maybe you'll hit the jackpot!

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 933539)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 933539

Gamble: High stakes!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are strongly against you here.

Put ten thousand rats in the Advanced Wheel of Rat Destiny. If you win, you'll receive two hundred thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your stake.

            10000
            Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 933539

Don't Gamble

You don't feel like gambling, or you're afraid of losing all your rats in a gambling binge. It's ok. You don't have to gamble.

Double or Nothing!

A simple game, but one that's made many a scavenger lose their haul. Flip a coin: Heads, you get double your rats. Tails, you lose everything. Are you up for it?

            5000
            You need 5,000 x Rat  (you have 933539)

            5000
            Unlocked with 5,000 x Rat  - you have 933539

Gamble it all!

Double or Nothing? Sure! Time to bet every rat you own!


Loser!

Gamble

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 932539)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 932539

Looks like luck wasn't on your side. The gambling machine dutifully gobbles up your thousand Rat stake, never to be seen again.

You were unlucky. Better luck next time...

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've lost 1,000 x Rat (new total 932,539).

Your Gambling Losses have changed! Crippling!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,493,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 932539

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Egg

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

A rather common formation in the Rat Zone. It is an egg filled with rats.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Smash it!

There's generally a good amount of rats in there, and you could always use more rats. Everyone likes a nice bit of rat.

wait

hang on that doesn't make any sense

Take off an egg shaving

Maybe you can use it in your cooking.


Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat omelette!

Well, not an actual omelette, that'd be kinda gross. You instead get a bagful of rats from the egg. Such is life in the Rat Zone.

You've gained 43,452 x Rat (new total 975,991).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Back to the Gambling Area

Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 975991

Always

Always

Rat Bee!?

Even for the Rat Zone, this is a bizarre and distressing sight...


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Bee!?

Even for the Rat Zone, this is a bizarre and distressing sight. You have located a rat bee. It's rather like a rat, but with a sting instead of a tail and also tiny fairy wings. Rumour has it that these terrifying beasts were brought about as a result of Ratco genetics experiments into making a more appealing variety of rat.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Keep it!

It's an interesting if horrifying curiosity. And it might fetch a price, somewhere.

Ignore it

A creature so majestic should be allowed to roam freely, spread its ratty wings and fly.

KILL IT

CLEANSE THE ABOMINATION FILTH FROM THIS WORLD END ITS MISERABLE EXISTENCE


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Gotcha!

Keep it!

Rat Bee!?

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Even for the Rat Zone, this is a bizarre and distressing sight. You have located a rat bee. It's rather like a rat, but with a sting instead of a tail and also tiny fairy wings. Rumour has it that these terrifying beasts were brought about as a result of Ratco genetics experiments into making a more appealing variety of rat.

It's an interesting if horrifying curiosity. And it might fetch a price, somewhere.

The bee puts up very little resistance. As it is technically not a rat, it is not transported to the Rat Storage Zone. You opt to keep it on your shoulder, where it cannot escape.

You've gained 1 x Rat Bee (new total 11).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Gambling

Roll up, roll up! Bet a rat, maybe win a rat! The odds are... whatever the odds are today. Maybe you'll win the jackpot! Legend says it's enough to become a King, right there on the spot.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Gamble

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: it could go either way.

Put one thousand rats in the Magic Wheel of Rat Fortune. If you win, you receive ten thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your rats. Maybe you'll hit the jackpot!

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 975991)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 975991

Gamble: High stakes!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are strongly against you here.

Put ten thousand rats in the Advanced Wheel of Rat Destiny. If you win, you'll receive two hundred thousand rats. If you fail, you lose your stake.

            10000
            Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 975991

Don't Gamble

You don't feel like gambling, or you're afraid of losing all your rats in a gambling binge. It's ok. You don't have to gamble.

Double or Nothing!

A simple game, but one that's made many a scavenger lose their haul. Flip a coin: Heads, you get double your rats. Tails, you lose everything. Are you up for it?

            5000
            You need 5,000 x Rat  (you have 975991)

            5000
            Unlocked with 5,000 x Rat  - you have 975991

Gamble it all!

Double or Nothing? Sure! Time to bet every rat you own!


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Maybe some other time

Don't Gamble

Rat Gambling

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Roll up, roll up! Bet a rat, maybe win a rat! The odds are... whatever the odds are today. Maybe you'll win the jackpot! Legend says it's enough to become a King, right there on the spot.

You don't feel like gambling, or you're afraid of losing all your rats in a gambling binge. It's ok. You don't have to gamble.

You find a rat lying on the porch as you exit. You know what they say, find a rat and pick it up, then all day you'll have a rat and were slightly lucky to have the experience. Maybe you should gamble after all.

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've gained 1 x Rat (new total 975,992).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 975992

Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Back to the Gambling Area

Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Promenade

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off. Parade around the Rat Zone in your fancy attire.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Parade modestly

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

A straightforward challenge

Perhaps if you try not to draw too much attention to yourself, you might receive some admiring stares without having to worry too much about bitter glares.

            3
            You need Fanciness 3 (you have 10)

            3
            Unlocked with Fanciness 3 - you have 10

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

Standards be damned! You're the fanciest of them all, and you're going to show them all. Stomp loudly around the Rat Zone in your fanciest attire.

Stay indoors

You <i>know</i> you're the fanciest around, and you see no reason why you should have to prove it to anyone.


Boo! Hiss!

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

You are driven off the plains of Rat Zone by an angry mob, upset at your bold attitude. A Ratco official fueled by vitriol docks you some Points and steals some of your rats. He also reports you to the Crime Squad for over-aggressiveness. Corporates!!!

2 change points, 9 more needed to reach level 11.

Fanciness is increasing...

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Fanciness 10 failed in a challenge! (When you try a challenge that's difficult for you, you learn more even when you fail.)

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've lost 1,000 x Rat (new total 974,992).

You've lost 500 x Rat Points (new total 8,244).

1 change point, 2 more needed to reach level 3.

Crime Level has increased to 2 - Untrustworthy!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 974992

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 8244

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 2

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Free rat!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Hooray!

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

It's a free rat!

Hooray!

For free!

No!

Free rat!

Hooray!

I don't want a free rat! I won't fall for your guile and tricksy ways!


You got a free rat!

It's a free rat!

Free rat!

Hooray!

For free!

Hooray!

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

You've gained 1 x Rat (new total 974,993).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 974993

Always

Always


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Ratco Clerking

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here. Move along.
Anyway, for one reason or another you've been selected as a temporary Ratco Clerk for the day, because one of the other clerks was concussed by a ratfall. You haven't even remotely a clue how clerking works. Good luck.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Meddling!

For the good of others. Fiddle with some numbers and make some Rat Points appear in someone else's account.

Send 1000 Rat Points

[Actor] has bestowed a gift of 1000 rat points upon you, through the medium of Bureaucratic Wizardry! How kind. For real.

[Participants] will probably enjoy their rat points. They are free, after all.

For your own good, you selfish jerk. Dump some Rat Points into your own account.

Clerk it!

Oh whatever. You were brought up to trust the Law, and Ratco basically passes for the Law around the Ratzone. Put your head down and pretend to work. You can't escape the rat race that easily.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Loot!

Meddling!

Ratco Clerking

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here. Move along.
Anyway, for one reason or another you've been selected as a temporary Ratco Clerk for the day, because one of the other clerks was concussed by a ratfall. You haven't even remotely a clue how clerking works. Good luck.

For your own good, you selfish jerk. Dump some Rat Points into your own account.

Cong<b>rat</b>ulations on successfully defrauding one of the biggest and only companies in Rat Zone, I guess.

You've gained 362 x Rat Points (new total 8,606).

0 change points, 4 more needed to reach level 4.

Crime Level has increased to 3 - Wanted!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 8606

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 3

Always

Always

Rat Egg

A rather common formation in the Rat Zone...


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Rat Egg

A rather common formation in the Rat Zone. It is an egg filled with rats.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Smash it!

There's generally a good amount of rats in there, and you could always use more rats. Everyone likes a nice bit of rat.

wait

hang on that doesn't make any sense

Take off an egg shaving

Maybe you can use it in your cooking.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


what

wait

Rat Egg

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

A rather common formation in the Rat Zone. It is an egg filled with rats.

hang on that doesn't make any sense

what's an egg full of rats why is what is this rat zone place help help hhelp

Shush, it'll be OK. Such is life in the Rat Zone. Have a Rat Point.

You've gained 1 x Rat Points (new total 8,607).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 8607

Always

Always


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Back to the Gambling Area

Whoah!

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Try not to lose them all or anything.