Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,493,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Crippling Debt: Maybe you should just stop

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.


Off you go, then

Double or Nothing!

You might become very very rich, or you might end up with nothing! Gambling!
<p>[Note: Perhaps Not-ing out of this will cause you to lose half your Gamblerats, and is a minor crime. Don't do it!]</p>

Try not to lose them all or anything.


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Gamblerats

Used for the gambling game of Double or Nothing.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Whoah!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Gamblerats? You're going to need to go back to the Officially Sanctioned Gambling Area with those.

Always

Always

Sod it!

You don't want to gamble any more anyway. Just ditch half the rats and accept some Crime Level.

Back to the Gambling Area

"Sorry guv', honest mistake, won't happen again"


Hand 'em over

You get half of your rats back as regular rats.

You've gained 2,500 x Rat (new total 981,041).

Your 'Gamblerats' Quality has gone!

2 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 4.

Crime Level is increasing...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Rataholics Anonymous

Need to discuss your rat issues, or maybe just find some hapless victim to dump rats onto?

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 981041

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 10549

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest...

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 3

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely...

Rat Tournament!

Unlocked with Tournament Standing 1 - you have 2

The Objective Outhouse

In a mysterious shack, in a mysterious place, a mysterious individual answers mysterious...

Smoking Ruins of the Sellout Shack

Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 981041; Unlocked with Rat Points 10,000 - you have 10549

Once upon a time, there was an emporium where shiny gold money could be exchanged for rats and other oddities...

Always

Always

Ratco Clerking

////Cler-- wait, no, Absolutely No Plagiarism here...

Promenade

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off...


Promenade

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

When you're this fancy, you can afford to show off. Parade around the Rat Zone in your fancy attire.

Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Parade modestly

A straightforward challenge

Perhaps if you try not to draw too much attention to yourself, you might receive some admiring stares without having to worry too much about bitter glares.

            3
            You need Fanciness 3 (you have 10)

            3
            Unlocked with Fanciness 3 - you have 10

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

Standards be damned! You're the fanciest of them all, and you're going to show them all. Stomp loudly around the Rat Zone in your fanciest attire.

Stay indoors

You <i>know</i> you're the fanciest around, and you see no reason why you should have to prove it to anyone.


Boo! Hiss!

Parade boldly!

A tough challenge

You are driven off the plains of Rat Zone by an angry mob, upset at your bold attitude. A Ratco official fueled by vitriol docks you some Points and steals some of your rats. He also reports you to the Crime Squad for over-aggressiveness. Corporates!!!

9 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 11.

Fanciness is increasing...

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Fanciness 10 failed in a challenge! (When you try a challenge that's difficult for you, you learn more even when you fail.)

You've lost 1,000 x Rat (new total 980,041).

You've lost 500 x Rat Points (new total 10,049).

1 change point, 4 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level has increased to 4 - Rat Zone Fugitive!


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Sending Rats!

Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 980041

Rat Prizes Lounge!

Unlocked with Rat Points 1 - you have 10049

The Crime Shack

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Smoking Ruins of the Sellout Shack

Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 980041; Unlocked with Rat Points 10,000 - you have 10049

Always

Always


Rat Tournament!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Aaaaare you ready to ratble? I sure hope so! I don't know how a ratble is achieved but there's one happening right now.

Winning will move you up a branch in the tournament. You will get a tenth of the loser's rats. Losing moves you back a branch, and will cost you some rats. Most actions may loop back, requiring a Perhaps Not to leave so you can do other things.

Always

Always

Next Challenger!

A straightforward challenge

Challenge Old Man Wilbur, the rat veteran.

            2
            You need Tournament Standing 2 and Tournament Standing no more than 2 (you have 2)

            2
            Unlocked with Tournament Standing 2 - you have 2

Refreshments!

There are several refreshments stalls just at the fringe of the action. Maybe you can get something for free, being a competitor and all.

You have this Golden Rat, other people don't have Golden Rats. Better make the most of it and gloat about it!

            1
            You need 1 x Golden Rat  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Golden Rat

Gloat

[Actor] has a Golden Rat and you don't! And they're gloating about it! What a jerk.

You gloated about your possession of the Golden Rat to [Participants]. Hope it makes you feel better.

The Gambling Tent

A shady tent some way out from the refreshment stalls is the #1 location for betting and gambling at this event.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


Rataholics Anonymous

Need to discuss your rat issues, or maybe just find some hapless victim to dump rats onto? This is the place for that, as laid out in the Rat Codes of Practise. Please note that the name has nothing to do with Ratahol. We're not even sure Ratahol exists, and if it does it's probably illegal.

Always

Locate rathavers in your area

Rathavers willing to both send and receive rats are waiting at your call.

Send a Message

Rats are the medium of communication du jour in the Rat Zone, but if you're a bit snobbish, you can send a letter the old fashioned way.
NOTE: if you don't put anything in the message box, no message will actually be sent.

Die

If you want to, I won't stop you.

Go to the Emblem Emporium

A fancy place!

You may change your avatar here

Go to Boutiqué de Rat

The nexus of high Rat Fashion!

            5000
            You need Rat Points 5,000 (you have 10049)

            5000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 5,000 - you have 10049

Go to the Rat Achievement Station

Where the brave and the bold can have their deeds accredited.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

The Objective Outhouse

Ask the Mystery Mystic a question, and you shall learn. The Mystic specialises mostly in Rat Zone activities. They're basically a ratty travel agent.

Rat Challenge!

Want to prove your rats are more magnificent and incredible than another person's rats? Prove it, with a rat challenge! The odds are extremely fair. If you have the better rats. If you don't, it's probably highly unfair. Such is life etc etc.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            10
            You need Rat Points 10 (you have 10049)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 980041

            10
            Unlocked with Rat Points 10 - you have 10049

Rat Challenge

[Actor] has challenged you to a contest of Rats! Whoever has the more lustrous and refined rat collection will win some rats and Rat Points! The loser will lose some!

Congratulations! Your rat collection was more magnificent and attractive than [Participants]'s collection. You win a Prize!

Minor Fancy-Off

Challenge someone else to a Fancy Off! Win or lose 100 Rat Points!

            1
            You need Fanciness 1 (you have 10)

            100
            You need Rat Points 100 (you have 10049)

            1
            Unlocked with Fanciness 1 - you have 10

            100
            Unlocked with Rat Points 100 - you have 10049

Minor Fancy

[Actor] has challenged you to a Minor Fanciness Duel!

Congratulations! You are much fancier than [Participants].

Major Fancy-Off

Challenge someone else to a Fanciness Contest! Stake 1000 Rat Points on your relative fanciness!

            1
            You need Fanciness 1 (you have 10)

            1000
            You need Rat Points 1,000 (you have 10049)

            1
            Unlocked with Fanciness 1 - you have 10

            1000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 1,000 - you have 10049

Major Fancy

[Actor] has challenged you to a Major Fanciness Duel!

Congratulations! You are more magnificent and fancy than [Participants]

Cook some things!

Don a Chef Hat and deal in the dark matter of Horrendous Brews.

            1
            You need Chef Powers 1

            1
            Unlocked with Chef Powers 1


((OOC: help me im new))

You become aware of a link to a place. A place where rat people can trade rat with each other. perhaps it's not very full at the minute. Perhaps you can change that.
note: right click -> open in new tab this link or the game will crash and you will feel sad


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


Smoking Ruins of the Sellout Shack

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Once upon a time, there was an emporium where shiny gold money could be exchanged for rats and other oddities. That time has passed.

Always

Always

Forage in the ruins

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are strongly against you here.

Maybe there's still something left in all this rubble.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


The Objective Outhouse

In a mysterious shack, in a mysterious place, a mysterious individual answers mysterious... er, mysteries.

You can get hints and tips about what to do next here! But it will cost you rats. Goods and services usually do, here. Nothing else except rats, though; your other items will not be taken.

Always

Buy a Rat Facts Orb

For the low low price of one million rats, you can buy a Magic Rat Ball, a shiny orb which will teach you facts about rats on the go! Rat Facts are also offered for free with any hint consultations.

            1000000
            Unlocked with 1,000,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

What am I... supposed to do?

The Rat Zone is a big scary place.

            10
            You need 10 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            10
            Unlocked with 10 x Rat  - you have 980041

What's this tournament all about?

Rat combat is just a big ol' mystery.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            You need Tournament Standing 1 (you have 2)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 980041

            1
            Unlocked with Tournament Standing 1 - you have 2

What does this golden rat do?

It's the rat of champions! But surely it actually does something, right?

            1
            You need 1 x Golden Rat  (you have 0)

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Golden Rat

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

I'm the king! Uh, now what?

It's good to be king! But what's good for a king to do?

            1
            You need 1 x Rat Crown  (you have 0)

            2500
            You need 2,500 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            100
            You need 100 x Royal Rat  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Rat Crown

            2500
            Unlocked with 2,500 x Rat  - you have 980041

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Royal Rat

What's this yellow stuff for?

It's very shiny. But what does it <i>do?</i>

            1
            You need 1 x Lump of Gold  (you have 0)

            5000
            You need 5,000 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Lump of Gold

            5000
            Unlocked with 5,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

BOW BEFORE ME, MORTAL...

...but, er, mind explaining what's up with this whole deity thing while you're at it?

            1
            You need Impossible! 1

            1
            You need Avarat of God 1

            100000
            You need 100,000 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            You need 1 x Holy Rat  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with Impossible! 1

            1
            Unlocked with Avarat of God 1

            100000
            Unlocked with 100,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Holy Rat

Home is where the Heart is...

...but what is the Heart for?

            1
            You need 1 x Heart of the Rat Zone  (you have 0)

            10000
            You need 10,000 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Heart of the Rat Zone

            10000
            Unlocked with 10,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

Help! I did crime!

If the Mystic knows everything, then surely they know how to get the fuzz off your tail?

            1
            You need Impossible! 1

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1500
            You need 1,500 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            Unlocked with Impossible! 1

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

            1500
            Unlocked with 1,500 x Rat  - you have 980041

Help! I got debt!

Nobody really knows why losing things to gambling is considered as debt in the Rat Zone. It's just one of those things.

            1
            You need Impossible! 1

            1
            You need 1 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1000
            You need Crippling Debt 1,000 (you have 1493995)

            1
            Unlocked with Impossible! 1

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Rat  - you have 980041

            1000
            Unlocked with Crippling Debt 1,000 - you have 1493995

The Tally...

If the Mystic knows everything, then surely they know about the Tally? This will cost you all your rats, and you will gain nothing

            7777
            You need 7,777 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            You need Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 and Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats no more than 70 (you have 1)

            7777
            Unlocked with 7,777 x Rat  - you have 980041

            1
            Unlocked with Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - you have 1

Inquire as to the location of Bee Zone

This Mystic is aware of many secrets, but Bee Zone is one of the biggest secrets of all.

            1
            You need Uncovering Hints of Bee Zone 1

            1
            You need 1 x Rat Bee  (you have 11)

            8222
            You need 8,222 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            1
            Unlocked with Uncovering Hints of Bee Zone 1

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Rat Bee  - you have 11

            8222
            Unlocked with 8,222 x Rat  - you have 980041


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


The Crime Shack

Only visible if you are at least slightly tainted with Crime, the Crime Shack is the place where the Crime Squads hang out, sit back, drink a Brew and regret it intensely. Maybe you can get a word in.

Always

Bribery!

Reduce your Crime Level somewhat using the magic of Delicious Brews. This is more effective than trying to bribe your way out of Jail Zone

            1
            You need 1 x Delicious Brew  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Delicious Brew

Request transfer to Jail Zone

Perhaps you really just want a glimpse of life inside bars. Not the alcohol kind, the steel kind.

Robbery!

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

The Crime Shack

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

Maybe you can steal some of their Brew supply. Just don't get caught.

Challenge the entire Crime Squad

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

A high-risk challenge

The Crime Squads are known for having very fancy uniforms indeed. Perhaps you should try trouncing them in a Fancy-Off, just to prove your superiority. Win or lose, you'll probably accrue some Crime Level.

Request another's absolution

Using the authority granted to you by the Rat Crown, you can take away all of someone else's Crime Level. This will even work if they're in Jail Zone, allowing you to spring them out immediately.

            1
            You need 1 x Rat Crown  (you have 0)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Rat Crown

Suspicion no more!

[Actor] has freed you from the chains of having a Crime Level using their kingly powers!

You have eliminated [Participants]'s Crime Level entirely. Pity you can't do the same for yourself.


Rat Acquisitions

Perform various deeds: get Rats

Always

Always


Rat Prizes Lounge!

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.

This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not

Always

One Hundred Rats

Seventy five Rat Points will buy you 100 rats. Alright exchange rat(e).

            75
            You need Rat Points 75 (you have 10049)

            75
            Unlocked with Rat Points 75 - you have 10049

One Thousand Rats

500 Rat Points will buy you 1000 Rats. Better exchange rate!

            500
            You need Rat Points 500 (you have 10049)

            500
            Unlocked with Rat Points 500 - you have 10049

Five thousand rats

2000 Rat Points will buy you 5000 Rats. Even better exchange rate!

            2000
            You need Rat Points 2,000 (you have 10049)

            2000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 2,000 - you have 10049

Twenty thousand rats!

6000 Rat Points will get you 20000 Rats. Best exchange rate? Not quite.

            6000
            You need Rat Points 6,000 (you have 10049)

            6000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 6,000 - you have 10049

Ticket to Well

No luck finding wells in the Rat Acquisition Deck? Ratco does not encourage well liason, but if you're willing to spend the Rat Points you can get yourself a guaranteed meeting with a well.

            7777
            You need Rat Points 7,777 (you have 10049)

            7777
            Unlocked with Rat Points 7,777 - you have 10049

Buy a Brew

Need a Horrendous Brew? For some horrendous disgusting reason? The vending machine offers a "delicious nutrient solution", but it's not very nutritious or delicious and is actually rather horrendous.

However, because head management at Ratco believe the solution to be the most delicious thing ever made, the price is quite high. Still, if you can't find any other means of obtaining a brew, this one works.

            15000
            You need 15,000 x Rat  (you have 980041)

            5000
            You need Rat Points 5,000 (you have 10049)

            15000
            Unlocked with 15,000 x Rat  - you have 980041

            5000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 5,000 - you have 10049

One Hundred Thousand Rats

A whopping 32000 rat points will net you this princely (But not Rat-Kingly) sum of 100000 rats. Best exchange rate? Yes, definitely.

            32000
            You need Rat Points 32,000 (you have 10049)

            32000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 32,000 - you have 10049


Prizes!!!!

Rat Prizes Lounge!

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.
<p>[This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not]</p>

Twenty thousand rats!

            6000
            You need Rat Points 6,000 (you have 4049)

            6000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 6,000 - you have 4049

The vending machine makes an unholy cacophony. Just as you think something vital in your ears is about to burst, the shack collapses around you. Where it once stood, there is now a pillar of rats. On closer inspection, the shack appears to have moved just behind you, and is most definitely not in a collapsed state. Maybe you just imagined it.

You've gained 20,000 x Rat (new total 1,000,041).

You've lost 6,000 x Rat Points (new total 4,049).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Prizes!!

Rat Prizes Lounge!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.
<p>[This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not]</p>

One Thousand Rats

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.

This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not

500 Rat Points will buy you 1000 Rats. Better exchange rate!

            500
            You need Rat Points 500 (you have 3549)

            500
            Unlocked with Rat Points 500 - you have 3549

The vending machine whirrs, and shoots out a clod of rats directly at you. Fortunately, the physics of Rat Zone teleport the rats directly into the metaphysical plane where rats are stored. Thanks, physics!

You've gained 1,000 x Rat (new total 1,001,041).

You've lost 500 x Rat Points (new total 3,549).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Prizes!!!

Rat Prizes Lounge!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.
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Five thousand rats

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.

This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not

2000 Rat Points will buy you 5000 Rats. Even better exchange rate!

            2000
            You need Rat Points 2,000 (you have 1549)

            2000
            Unlocked with Rat Points 2,000 - you have 1549

The machine clicks, and then explodes into a flurry of rats. Fortunately, a replacement vending machine takes its place, so you can still trade here. And you have your rats, slightly charred due to vending machine related combustion though they may be.

You've gained 5,000 x Rat (new total 1,006,041).

You've lost 2,000 x Rat Points (new total 1,549).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Prizes!

Rat Prizes Lounge!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.
<p>[This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not]</p>

One Hundred Rats

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.

This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not

Seventy five Rat Points will buy you 100 rats. Alright exchange rat(e).

            75
            You need Rat Points 75 (you have 1474)

            75
            Unlocked with Rat Points 75 - you have 1474

The machine spits out a neat stack of one hundred rats onto the counter. Gross.

You've gained 100 x Rat (new total 1,006,141).

You've lost 75 x Rat Points (new total 1,474).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Prizes!!

Rat Prizes Lounge!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.
<p>[This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not]</p>

One Thousand Rats

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.

This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not

500 Rat Points will buy you 1000 Rats. Better exchange rate!

            500
            You need Rat Points 500 (you have 974)

            500
            Unlocked with Rat Points 500 - you have 974

The vending machine whirrs, and shoots out a clod of rats directly at you. Fortunately, the physics of Rat Zone teleport the rats directly into the metaphysical plane where rats are stored. Thanks, physics!

You've gained 1,000 x Rat (new total 1,007,141).

You've lost 500 x Rat Points (new total 974).


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Prizes!

Rat Prizes Lounge!

The Rat Zone

Rat sending simulator 2k13 starting area

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.
<p>[This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not]</p>

One Hundred Rats

It's not really much of a lounge, if we're being honest. More of a run-down shack, held up mostly by the sheer volume of corpses it contains. Thankfully, the Rat Zone is perfectly sanitary and the Lounge is entirely free of the hazards and undesirable qualities one would normally associate with a room filled with corpses. A vending machine sits behind a counter in the manner of a shop assistant. Please choose your desired purchase. Currency's Rat Points, of course.

This storylet will loop repeatedly until you choose to exit it via Perhaps Not

Seventy five Rat Points will buy you 100 rats. Alright exchange rat(e).

            75
            You need Rat Points 75 (you have 899)

            75
            Unlocked with Rat Points 75 - you have 899

The machine spits out a neat stack of one hundred rats onto the counter. Gross.

You've gained 100 x Rat (new total 1,007,241).

You've lost 75 x Rat Points (new total 899).