Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Rat Penance

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly...

Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 2690505)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 2690505

Send One Hundred Rats

You've received quite a reasonable sum of rats from [Actor], but not a king's bounty. Far from a Rat King's bounty.

[Participants] has received a Rat Gift from you. Your Rat Points score benefits accordingly.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 184349)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 184349

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Send One Thousand Rats

[Actor] has sent you one thousand rats. Don't question where you're going to keep them. The Rat Zone will handle the storage. All shall be rat, and all manner of thing shall be rat. So it is said.

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Another day, another page of the Rat Codes

            3
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 3 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 3 (you have 3)

            3
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 3 - you have 3

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 3)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 3

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.

            100
            You need 100 x Rat  (you have 184349)

            100
            Unlocked with 100 x Rat  - you have 184349


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

            1000
            You need 1,000 x Rat  (you have 2690505)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1000
            Unlocked with 1,000 x Rat  - you have 2690505

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 1 (you have 1)

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 1)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 1

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


What is even

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

            3
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 3 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 3 (you have 4)

            3
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 3 - you have 4

I don't know if I'll ever run out of things to say with these rats. I think a rat is like a fine cheese, there's a lot to say about it. And they go well with wine. Allow me to submit my 300-page rant on how the game mechanics of your game are inherently flawed. Ludonarrative Dissonance. Am I a game journalist yet? I don't think I want to be a game journalist.  would you call this behaviour "pack ratting" (ha ha just a little rat joke for you). sometimes i wonder if life is worthwhile, but then i send some rats through the post. there could literally be no satisfactory ending for this spiel of text about rats. i am not a writer i just vomit words en masse and sometimes they go well together. when are you going to add more rat content, i really need more rat content. how many words are in this ratbox by now. the wordcounting machine says 779 not counting the words here which means i've written more than most english essays about rats, right now. i don't know if i should feel bad about that. Apparently 27% of the words used in this are the word rat. i think that's a powerful message. Mr Eaten's Name is Mr Rats, innit. How do rats fit into the FL narrative anyway, i mean like i know there's rattus faber but are there regular rats too or do all the rats just shoot guns and be tiny brigands. i wasn't paying too much attention in rat class i'm sorry. you know i probably should have stopped at 777 words but i can't just stop now. the spellchecker is underlining everything with red but where we're going, we don't need spellcheckers. remember, the word "Jellyfish" is important. Alternatively, I will accept "Bicycle", "Unicycle" or your favorite species of reptile. The only thing better than rats, In My Opinion ("imo") is an egg. Some eggs, though, just don't try to ponder them. They're tricksy things, them eggs. But this is a gift of Rats, not a gift of Eggs. Some people like a bit of rat, but I think this has gone beyond a bit. After this, I will have 351 rats, which is significant because it's one more than 350 and that's about it. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who uses the ratsending option on Restitution. how many levels of Reputation: Abomination are there anyway, i'm determined to get all of them. after this you can truly say you were a survivor of the Second Great Rat Flood of London.

Is this even real, or are you hallucinating? The mind boggles

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

You have progressed further in the Rat Codes..

3 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level is dropping...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

Magic Rat Ball

A dark glass orb with a tiny rat floating inside. Shake the ball to learn a Rat Fact!

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats 1 - Intrigued

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats: Intrigued

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 538,374 - Should probably learn when to quit

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Should probably learn when to quit:538374

Crippling Debt: Should probably learn when to quit

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.
Clothing or the occasional rare event may provide Fanciness.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

How many words are there about rats in this book?

            4
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 4 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 4 (you have 4)

            4
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 4 - you have 4

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 4)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 4

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Always

Always


More insanity

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.
<p>[This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.]</p>

Read further

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

You must know more!

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 1 (you have 2)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 2

Sometimes I like to shoot rats in Watchmaker's Hill but not often because it's not a very good option for cash money. I open palm slam a rat into the rat bag and seal it up with candle wax and the postman falls over in terror at the prospect of carrying more rat corpses. Major sections of London are jammed up by the traffic caused by the mail coaches bringing rats to the house of a man who looks like a tiger in a hat and some other dude who's cool as ice and has an egg on his head. Seven is the number but I've always preferred nines. When ARE we going to see the Candle in Knife and Candle anyway? for that matter, when are we going to see the Knives because i know there's more than two. Who is Mr Iron? Mr Twitch is innocent. Have you ever seen a dead rat 'cause they're kinda gross. why are they rats on strings anyway i mean why a string. did you ever expect this result when you put an option to send rats on a card. fifty thousand rats still isn't enough rats, you know. I have yet to see a number of rats which is too many rats. Seven million rats? Maybe. Maybe not.

This doesn't make the slightest bit of sense

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

3 change points, 2 more needed to reach level 5.

Crime Level is dropping...


Headwear

Hats, masks and other such cranial toppings.

Jewellery

Shiny things! Gotta love 'em.

Jorts

Comfortable and hard wearing. The fashion item of choice in Rat Zone.

Rodent Slot

Vague approximations of a rodent.

Rat Bee

Some horrendous genetic abberation which does not deserve life. Perhaps you can sell it.

Miniature Rat Egg

What? Why? How? When?

Cyberat

The rat.... of the Future.

Rat

This is a common or garden Rat! It is dead. Perfectly sanitary though, I assure you. Well, maybe not perfectly. Mostly.

General Clutter

Miscellany and assorted gubbins.

2k15 Rock

A shattered shard of the Sellout Shack, reminding us of what was once and what will not be again.

Bee Achievement

Hivelord Beeton is your unofficial name among the Bee Clans.

Seeking a Certain Tally of Rats

Are you entirely certain you know what you're getting into here?

Crippling Debt

Crippling Debt 1,493,995 - Maybe you should just stop

How many rats have you lost to one thing or another?

Crippling Debt: Maybe you should just stop

Rat Fact

A nugget of wisdom about the venerable Rat.

Rat Facts II

Other facts, about other rats.

Emblem

The pictorial insignia with which you identify most strongly.

Crime Level

Ratco have heard rumours of increased Crime activity in the Rat Zone, and have deployed Crime Squads to stop it! Be wary of crime. Don't let it get to 5!

Rat Points

The cosmic karmic reward for sending a rat or several. Can be redeemed for things in the Rat Prizes Lounge, and elsewhere.

Fanciness

Your Fancy Points. Fanciness is important in the Rat Zone, almost as important as Rats. But not quite that important.

Reading the Rat Codes

A fascinating account of the mind of a lunatic.

Tournament Standing

What's your standing in the First Official Glorious Rat Tournament?

Horrendous Brew

God, it stinks. It looks like the most awful thing you can imagine, if said awful thing was put through a blender and then fried in oil high in saturated fat.

Bee Lure

This sweet concoction can be used to attract some Rat Bees.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send some rats outside to the Rat Zone to reduce your sentence slightly. There won't be any indication that they actually came from Jail Zone though.

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Jail Zone is dull and boring. There are a variety of methods to diminish your Crime Level until you can leave here though.

This storylet will loop until you exit via Perhaps Not.

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Sit back, get comfortable and relax. Your crime level will diminish shortly.

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Elsewhere, rats in a jail cell would be a sign of uncleanliness. Here, it's a sign of generous jail-keepers.

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Maybe you can beg a Rat King to spring you out of this place.

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

A matter of luck: the odds are against you here.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Why not? It helps pass the time. Just try to avoid getting caught doing it.

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

There is still quite a lot of book left to read here.

            2
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 2 and Reading the Rat Codes no more than 2 (you have 2)

            2
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 2 - you have 2

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Perhaps you lost track of the thread of lunacy somewhere. Or maybe you just want to start over.

            1
            You need Reading the Rat Codes 1 (you have 2)

            1
            You need Crime Level 1 (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with Reading the Rat Codes 1 - you have 2

            1
            Unlocked with Crime Level 1 - you have 4


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Wait.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Search for rats

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Send a message back home.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Slip some rats to another jail dweller

Luck

Watch for the fall of a card.

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Continue your study

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Re-read the Rat Codes

Life in Jail Zone

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

Always

Always

Just one hundred

Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

where crime goes to die

That's all that's legal.


Always

Always


Rat Penance

The Jail Zone

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where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

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where crime goes to die

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where crime goes to die

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where crime goes to die

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The Jail Zone

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The Jail Zone

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